Kerja paling lumayan di Malaysia

Apakah kerja yang paling lumayan boleh didapati ni tanah air.
Do you have the answer? Nop? Well i do have mine. This job is special.You don't need any outstanding academic qualifications, or flourish working experiences.

All you need to be deemed as fit for the position is extremely good at 'extra curricular activities'.Once you are authenticated for the job, you'll be entitled for all the benefits and good reimbursement from your kind employer.Ok to cut short, please refer hereunder for your perusal:

Designation/Title: Minister
Superior: Prime Minister
Employer: Government of Malaysia
Basic Salary: approximately $13000
Allowances: Damn too many.I can't list up all..what come to my head are; elaun pengangkutan, elaun outstation,elaun ke Parlimen,elaun elektrik,elaun rumah,elaun driver,elaun minyak,elaun air,elaun orang gaji,elaun sara hidup, elaun blablablablablabal elaun elaun....
Transportation: Car will be provided by the employer.Normally will be chauffeured in Proton Perdana
Settlement: Official mansion will be provided by the employer.Normally if you are federal minister, your mansion will be in Putrajaya.
Office: You'll have your own ministry building which also located in Putrajaya.
Responsibility: Also damn too many..but it's up to you whether you cognizance of your mountainous responsibilities or just fuck with them.
Age for retirement: Not relevent
Prospect: Having huge opportunity of business networking and pursuing toward the financial freedom for eternity.

Basic requirement:
1) Join one political party
2) Run for the constituency or state election (If state election,your title will be chief minister; Menteri Besar,MB or Ketua Menteri,KM.)
3) Has excellent skills at talking or orating or talking noncence or loyar buruk or merapu or 'taichi'.(either one)
4) Good at extra curricular activities or simply known as 'melobi'
5) High degree of passion.This is important factor should you risk of becoming as a target where all the people and your foes will release their wrath upon.

Ok that's all the hints that i can render you.Should you have the iron gut, you are cordially welcome to apply for the job.Me?....Yeah i'll try for it someday perhaps..why not? It looks finger licking good...hmmm delicious !
For the record, among the successful candidates who made it through the year 2006..asta lavista baby


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